Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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