Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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