I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Randomize
