Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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