Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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