So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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