she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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