wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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