Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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