And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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