Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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