you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
