Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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