Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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