It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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