dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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