what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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