were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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