At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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