The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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