Are we in a gay sports bar?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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