I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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