she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Found the puke drawer
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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