On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
