theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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