why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I can't put those talents on a resume
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
These tits shall not be calmed
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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