I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
