i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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