He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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