After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
