yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
