Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Vodka?
Forever.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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