Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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