Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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