i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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