Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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