one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
