alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i've created a new STD.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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