Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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