i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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