Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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