Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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