I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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