I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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