Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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