school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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