I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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