There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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