Having a random hookup so left but love u
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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