everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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