He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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