whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
